Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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