I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I think a kid would responsible me up
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
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