I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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