Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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