Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
just come out here and I will go home with you...
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Randomize
