Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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