I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
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