More tranny stories later!
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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