do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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