I want to stick my p in your. b.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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