There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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