I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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