he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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