The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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