I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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