Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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