Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
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