Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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