do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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