your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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