Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
Non-Jews are for practice
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
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