I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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