normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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