If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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