We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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