Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
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