she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Hey! you should come over!
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