You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
Randomize
