Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
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