How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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