some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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