playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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