like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Randomize
