super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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