If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
