Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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