What a fucking waste of an outfit
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
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