We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Randomize
