8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
There's a dead frog in my kitchen?
Yeah, you found him outside and decided to give him a bath with your roommates electric toothbrush.
The worst part is that you sang Air Supply songs to him as you did it. Poor guy died in the middle of "Making love out of nothing at all"
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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