It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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