My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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