Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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