I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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