Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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