Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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