Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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