Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
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