Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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