margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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