your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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