And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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