i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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